"Where’s the remote?!”
Man downstairs: “Where’s the remote?!”
Wife upstairs: “What?”
Man downstairs: “WHERE’S—THE—REMOTE”
Wife upstairs: “No, I don’t think she’s coming over tonight.”
Man downstairs: “….. WHAT?”
Wife upstairs: “I DON’T THINK SHE’S COMING OVER TONIGHT!”
Man downstairs: “……..What?”
Wife upstairs: (goes to top of staircase) “I DON’T THINK SHE’S COMING OVER TONIGHT!!!”
Man downstairs: “WHY ARE YOU YELLING! …Who? I just want to know where the remote is!”
Wife upstairs: “Where you left it”
Man downstairs: “……… oh.” (man walks over to the refrigerator)
Just think of all of that wasted time and energy, which could have been spent getting the remote and changing the channel to your favorite T.V. show. Problem solved! Intercom systems throughout the house enable you to have a conversation with someone somewhere else in the house without the neighbors wondering who just killed who, and who started the yelling match.
